The Women Who Chug Coffee.

Amanda: Lives with her ex boyfriend, but she's ok with it. Has taught me the art of flirting excessively without touching a male. I think this is also called "being a cock tease."
Amy Jo: Has a on-going "relationship" with my roommate. Has taught me how to be a bitch to someone and have them still like you.
Laura: Currently single but has a string of guys who do nothing but hit on her. I appreciate her candor towards the opposite sex and I strive towards being like that.
Mellissa: Recently got out of a very long relationship, as a result she is dating 3 guys at once. She has a very strong power over men and I wish I could learn it.
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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Uh... yea...

Sitting across from Amy Jo, I knew I'd have to get the weight off my shoulders if I wanted to continue being her friend. Its just that, I didn't know if she'd be hurt by it or ok with it.
"Hey, Anna, so shit, I can't tell you that, um.. let me draw you a diagram because then I'm technically not telling you it."
Classic Female Logic.
Intriguing that she had something to tell me and I had something to tell her. You never expect the Spanish Inquisition.
I watch her doodle for a few minutes while I sipped on my horrible Denny's coffee and smoked a strong cigarette.
"There," as she slids over a diagram that showed little circles with names written in them and then the bubbles were attached by lines to other bubbled names.
The diagram had shown me that Jon was connected to Becky then there was a break and then it was Nate and Nate was connected to Amy Jo who was then connected back to Jon.
Fuck.
Jon and Amy Jo were good friends that had slipped up one night and had sex.
Becky was my next door neighbor who I knew to have a crush on Jon.
Amy Jo likes Nate and has hooked up with him several times.
Amy Jo hates Becky.
My weight got heavier.
"I can't believe she slept with Jon. He even got detailed with me and said she gagged when he came in her mouth."
"Wow, TMI Amy Jo."
"I know! She's now sleeping with my good friends and then I have to HEAR ABOUT IT!!"
She was irate.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked, seeing the look on my face.
"Uh... I have to tell you something because you are my friend and I feel you should know."
"Oh god."
I reached over to the diagram and drew a line from Becky to Nate.
Shock spread across her face and was followed by a "No way."
I nodded.
"I really hate her now, I don't care if you are friends with her, I hate her."
"Well, I'm certainly not liking her and not hanging out with her recently. She knows you really like Nate, I was so surprised when she told me."
"Ugh, lets finish our coffee and go."

Somehow the weight didn't lift.

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